日曜日 トムは結婚し
月曜日 女房 百たたき
火曜日 女房 寝込んでしまう
水曜日 なんとか持ち直し
木曜日 やっぱり青息吐息
金曜日 とうとう死んじゃって
土曜日 トムは幸せ気分
日曜日 女房は墓の中

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Tom married a wife on Sunday

Tom married a wife on Sunday,
Beat her well on Monday,
Bad was she on Tuesday,
Middling was she on Wednesday,
Worse was she on Thursday,
Dead was she on Friday;
Glad was Tom on Saturday night,
To bury his wife on Sunday.

(ODNR: 509)